I paint my face every year all day the 31'st
aint nuttin to me another holliday and all a sudden
face paintin's in style an I been doin ever since Gilligan's
Island was on We'll try an live all year though, try an
pick up a check when your a wierdo I'm 68 years old I still
Trick-or-Treat you think I care shit I'm tryin to find somethin to
eat, an tell them old laddies keep yo pennies cuz if it aint bout a
quarter dont even bother
I'm sick of these lil kids to I know who did it you put a brick in
your bag and hit me in the head wit it And then they take my candy
and diss, Look what I got from the fat guy painted like kiss
All year I'm a phyco huh? I see but each and ever Halloween you wanna be me!
~~Chorus~~

You want to be me i bet u wan to be me u know u want to be me
walk with me all for me the darkness you want to be me the darkness
walk with me EVERY HALLOWEEN U WANNA BE ME!
~~ Violent-J~~

A gorilla a puffer fish and a bag lady, All made love and had a lil baby
AND supposedly I'm the one! but at this point thats only pure especulation
On Halloween people smile at meThe rest of the year they dial the police
they kick me off their lawn and shoot me off their cars
BUT on Halloween they're given my candybars
Trick-or-Treat it's 5:30 in the mornin I'm still out i'm standing in your yard
and i'm looking through ur window "Tap Tap"I see a gummy bear on your table
ya gonna eat that? my paint dont come off and if it did SHIT you think i'm scary
now i look like frankenstien slapped with ugly yet children hug me on halloween
~~Chorus~~

You want to be me i bet u wan to be me u know u want to be me
walk with me all for me the darkness you want to be me the darkness
walk with me EVERY HALLOWEEN U WANNA BE ME!
~~ Violent-J~~

3-6-4 people hate my guts on Halloween though they wanna rod my nuts
"Go figure" they dress up like,Monsters freaks and clowns and pass jelly
bears, goobers, and suckers around The next day when i try to trick-or-treat
it's get off my porch or i'll call the cops u freak I DONT UNDERSTAND
YOU PEOPLE BUT THATS OK!!
I'll see you all next time you try to be violent- J
~~Chorus~~

You want to be me i bet u wan to be me u know u want to be me
walk with me all for me the darkness you want to be me the darkness
walk with me EVERY HALLOWEEN U WANNA BE ME! x3