Menfolks just don’t understand sympathy
For a wretch like me I’m a handle to wind the tongue
Just a bitch in heat menfolks
Just can’t even see my fifty puppies and tits to my knees stretch marks
Hair like grease just a bitch in heat
Yeah I want it so bad I’m howlin’ and all you dogs sniffin’ butts outside
Don’t need it half as much as me
Dachshunds and st bernards going mad in my front yard big and small
I’ll have ’em all just a bitch in heat menfolks just can’t conceive
I’m at the mercy of chemistry every spring
You get itchy feet ain’t nothin’ compared to this heat
I’m honey in heat with nothin’ to do
’cept wait around for mutts like you guess
I’m just an easy lay until the day they get me
Yeah I want it so bad I’m howlin’
And all you dogs sniffin butts outside don’t need it half as much as
Yeah I want it so bad I’m howlin’ and all you dogs sniffin butts
Outside don’t need it half as much as me