I'm going to the hardware store
I'm gonna buy you a really big hammer
Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart
Then I'm goin' to the sporting goods store
I'm gonna buy you a really heavy baseball bat
Girly won't you knock these thoughts out of my head
Beat me till I'm black and blue
And I'm hangin' by a thread
Then I can get back up
And we can do it all over again
I'm goin' to the liquor store
I'm gonna buy you a really big bottle
Girly won't you pour some light into my life
Then I'm goin' to the firearms store
I'm gonna buy a really pretty hand gun
Girly won't you blows this mess out of my mind
Beat me till I'm black and blue
And I'm very nearly dead
And I can get back up
And we can do it all over again
(First verse, same as the first)
Well I'm going to the hardware store
I'm gonna buy you a great big hammer
Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart

Then I'm going to the sporting goods store, and I'm gonna buy you the biggest d*** Louisville slugger they got there on the rack, put a big red ribbon on it and deliver it to your door and you know what to do with it right?
All right
Beat me till I'm black and blue
And and my body's bloody red
And I'll can get back up
And we'll do it all over again