(Indescipherable foreign accent)

Is everybody ready?
Hans? Johann? Heidi?
Let's go, everybody

I'm sorry I'm a girl,
and not a man
Then I could come all the time,
in the palm of my precious little hand

Get drunk in the bars,
and act like a klutz
It really wouldn't matter
I'd be too stupid to be nuts

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I Wanna Be a Man
So I can stink
A big, tough guy
I'm sick of pink

And if I was a man,
I could tell lots of lies
About all the girls I've fucked
Just like all of you guys

I'd be self-sufficent
And I wouldn't need another
But if I got a little boo-boo
I'd go running back to my mother

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And if I was a man,
I'd always be hot
Wouldn't matter what I fucked,
Just as long as it's got a twat

I'd just rip off her pants,
And fuck her, 1, 2, 3
How did this stinking cunt,
Have the luck to find me
(Ooo!)

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And if I was a man,
I could piss anywhere
Piss on your wrist, you sonofabitch
When you're a man, you don't care

I could fuck any time,
and be hard as a rock
Spend my life worrying about
the size of my teeny little cock

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And if I was a man,
All you sluts would give me head
(I'd) Get my rocks off,
then I'd kick you out of bed

Be tackless and boring,
with nauseating breath
I'd be a worthless piece of shit
From birth until death
(Everybody!)

(Chorus)

(Everybody sing)

(Chorus repeated in background)